http://beforepartb.com A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah Sat, 04 Sep 2010 17:18:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://beforepartb.com/2010/03/15/amanda-seyfried-is-super-helpful/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/03/15/amanda-seyfried-is-super-helpful/#comments Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:00:58 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=1712

Megan Fox Wants To Eat Amanda Seyfried? Get In Line, Bitch.

Dear Kelly Osbourne…

When They’re A-Cups, Do You Call It Jet Skiing?

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2010/03/15/amanda-seyfried-is-super-helpful/feed/ 0 Which I believe puts her somewhere on the Helpfulness Scale between Superman and a one-legged Boy Scout with acute head trauma. (It's a broad scale.) Related posts:

1. Megan Fox Wants To Eat Amanda Seyfried? Get In Line, Bitch.
2. Dear Kelly Osbourne…
3. When They’re A-Cups, Do You Call It Jet Skiing?

http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/14/megan-fox-wants-to-eat-amanda-seyfried-get-in-line-bitch/ http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/14/megan-fox-wants-to-eat-amanda-seyfried-get-in-line-bitch/#comments Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:44:29 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=681

Amanda Seyfried Is Super-Helpful

Megan Fox Is A Friend To Womankind

Machete Confirms It: Lindsay Lohan Is A Walking Afterschool Special

]]> http://beforepartb.com/2009/08/14/megan-fox-wants-to-eat-amanda-seyfried-get-in-line-bitch/feed/ 0 I always suspected Fox was some sort of freaky creature. I mean, how else do you explain the Brian Austin Whatshisface thing? Related posts:

1. Amanda Seyfried Is Super-Helpful
2. Megan Fox Is A Friend To Womankind
3. Machete Confirms It: Lindsay Lohan Is A Walking Afterschool Special