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Amanda Seyfried Is Super-Helpful

Which I believe puts her somewhere on the Helpfulness Scale between Superman and a one-legged Boy Scout with acute head trauma. (It’s a broad scale.)… Continue Reading

Megan Fox Wants To Eat Amanda Seyfried? Get In Line, Bitch.

I always suspected Fox was some sort of freaky creature. I mean, how else do you explain the Brian Austin Whatshisface thing?… Continue Reading