Some say home is where the heart is. Others say home is where you hang your hat. I say home is where you bury the hearts of your victims after fashioning their skins into a collection of festive chapeaux. With that in mind, this Grayland, WA property should tickle the fancy of just about anyone…. Continue Reading
A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah
Let’s Play “Sandwich, Or Diseased Vagina?!”
Either way, I like mine meaty, with minimal cheese…. Continue Reading
Willow Smith Makes Me Want To Slit My Throat Back and Forth
Don’t worry; I’ll just do it over the scars that resulted from the Seven Pounds incident…. Continue Reading
Pearl Necklace: Jewelry For That Special Someslut
These fine sterling silver pieces surely make a statement. To be specific: “The bathroom is all out of Kleenex.”… Continue Reading
Video via Mad Libs: Seizure-Inducing, Boobtastic, Tranny-Flaunting Fashionistas (NSFW)
I’m not sure what this is, but it looks like someone managed to feed Ecstacy to a Handicam and then took it to a rave…. Continue Reading
It Seems I May Be Gay For Jared Leto
Suddenly, Kings & Queens makes so much more sense to me…… Continue Reading
Mayra Leal (Machete’s Naked Girl) & Her New Movie: Playing House
She’s back, and still stabbing people in varying states of undress. Only this time in suburbia which –let’s face it– could really use more stabbing…. Continue Reading
Guitar Heroine: The Greatest Musical Instrument Sex Video Ever (NSFW)
WARNING: This video depicts fictional sexual violence. A non-consenting guitar is fondled, thrown forcibly on to a bed, ravaged, and then thrown away like so much refuse. Please remember, kids: not being able to say no, means no…. Continue Reading
The Link Parts Are… Creamy Centered! (featuring Some Crazy-Hot, Thick Models)
Nutty judges, sexy cereal, doctoral-level wang evaluation, there’s an app for my butt, and arson: the buildings strike back!… Continue Reading
Georgia May Jagger Clearly Doesn’t Understand “T-Shirt Time”
Photo: Georgia May Jagger, for Hudson Jeans. Erection: me, for whatever’s hiding under her elbow…. Continue Reading