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Roll-Your-Own Fleshlight, Lose-Your-Own Dignity (NSFW)

By Roger on January 20, 2011

Are you lonely? Sexually frustrated? Has life let you down? Are you at the point where you can see yourself fucking a Pringles can full of cleaning supplies? If so, then here’s a photographic walkthrough for constructing your own disembodied vagina.

Category: NSFW Fun

Pearl Necklace: Jewelry For That Special Someslut

By Roger on October 20, 2010

These fine sterling silver pieces surely make a statement. To be specific: “The bathroom is all out of Kleenex.”

Category: Random Stuff

Mayra Leal (Machete’s Naked Girl) & Her New Movie: Playing House

By Roger on October 8, 2010

She’s back, and still stabbing people in varying states of undress. Only this time in suburbia which –let’s face it– could really use more stabbing.

Category: From Afar

Clare Grant: There’s More To Seth Green’s Wife Than Lightsaber Nipples (NSFW)

By Roger on September 20, 2010

My notes say “…she also has a Fahrenheit 451 ass”, but I’m not sure what that means. I need to stop reading science fiction and masturbating while high. Hm… okay, I’ll stop tomorrow.

Category: NSFW Fun