For thousands of years, with the feminine love-tunnel constantly under siege by testosteronic forces, there has been a cottage industry centered around methods of protecting a woman’s baby bungalow from breaking-and-entering. For the most part, this industry’s efforts have not worked out so well…. Continue Reading
A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah
Category Archives: Random Stuff
The Link Parts Are… Cheesy! (featuring Alison Brie)
Satellite problems, the anti-rape iPod, sneaky self-abuse, Katy Perry channels Mel Gibson, murderously good porn, and Twilight fans need to shut the hell up. For reals…. Continue Reading
The Link Parts Are… Heliocentric! (featuring Emma Stone)
Erotic illusions, Snooki sees Spot run, it’s a backhoe time machine, “Facebook fail” is an oxymoron, and some Catholics sure know how to hold a grudge…. Continue Reading
22 Random Things I Thought While Enduring The VMAs
SAMPLE: “I’m pretty sure that if the CDC could get a sample of that Jersey Shore/Chelsea Handler hot tub water, we’d have a fair shot at developing a vaccine for every venereal disease that ever existed.”… Continue Reading
The Link Parts Are… Gettin’ High! (featuring Malin Akerman’s Undies)
Guilty until proven sober, airlines are getting kinky, Complex has a simplistic idea of “hot girls”, time travel powered by Google, and Dennis Rodman does Dennis Rodman stuff…. Continue Reading
Amazon Kindles My Interest In Bikinis
Not that said interest needed much kindling. I have a fire in my loins, which can only be quenched by tiny scraps of fabric clinging to lucious lumps of femininity. Well, Valtrex works, too…. Continue Reading
Phil Davison Is A Motivational Speaker!
I hear he was in the basement for four hours, munching on No-Doz…… Continue Reading
The Link Parts Are… Vacuum Sealed! (featuring Alyssa Pallett)
January gets Frosty, racist comic book guys, dead pop starlings, scary clowns, boob-eating gators, unwanted pee, and a working example of why the paparazzi sucks…. Continue Reading
The Link Parts Are… Golden Showery!
Piss whiskey, resentful mothers, Google gizmos, Eminem being repetitive, and Kate Beckinsale being bikinitive…. Continue Reading
