Don’t worry; I’ll just do it over the scars that resulted from the Seven Pounds incident…. Continue Reading
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Category Archives: Random Stuff
Pearl Necklace: Jewelry For That Special Someslut
These fine sterling silver pieces surely make a statement. To be specific: “The bathroom is all out of Kleenex.”… Continue Reading
It Seems I May Be Gay For Jared Leto
Suddenly, Kings & Queens makes so much more sense to me…… Continue Reading
The Link Parts Are… Creamy Centered! (featuring Some Crazy-Hot, Thick Models)
Nutty judges, sexy cereal, doctoral-level wang evaluation, there’s an app for my butt, and arson: the buildings strike back!… Continue Reading
7 Reasons Daniel Tosh Is Full Of It
Hey, Tosh! Next time you want to make a great internet video, hire an expert consultant. I don’t come cheap, but I do have a PhD in awesome…. Continue Reading
The Link Parts Are… Handy! (featuring Holly Madison)
Death by Segway, cut-rate personal services, limbless swimmers, comic book weaponry, and the Walmart toy aisle: hot or not?… Continue Reading
The Walking Dead: Fan-Made Credit Sequences Rule
That settles it. Once I’m done with this post, I’m gonna go work on my mashup of the intros from Mad Men and The Facts of Life…. Continue Reading
Chris Haines: Pervert By Design
You’ve seen his “blow in the ear” light switch all over the intertubes. Now learn more about the maniac behind the world’s most utilitarian sex to– er, household fixture…. Continue Reading
Bishop Eddie Long Preachin’ The Word
If my dad had known how to scream out his unhinged disgust and contempt as well as Eddie does, my childhood would have been way more entertaining…. Continue Reading
The Link Parts Are… Cutting! (featuring Candice Swanpoel)
Seafood strikes back, sexy eyeballs, Montana still hung up about Brokeback Mountain, space swords are real, and slackers get fired up to chill out…. Continue Reading