What Comes Before Part B? http://beforepartb.com A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah Tue, 03 Jan 2012 21:28:36 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Elsa Hosk Has An Ugly Name, Beautiful Everything Else http://beforepartb.com/2012/01/03/elsa-hosk-has-an-ugly-name-beautiful-everything-else/ http://beforepartb.com/2012/01/03/elsa-hosk-has-an-ugly-name-beautiful-everything-else/#comments Tue, 03 Jan 2012 21:26:34 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=3416 http://beforepartb.com/2012/01/03/elsa-hosk-has-an-ugly-name-beautiful-everything-else/feed/ 0 Never seeming to provide the same look twice, Elsa is like some kind of sexy, lingerie-modeling chameleon/milkmaid hybrid that escaped from a lab in Stockholm, only to be caged by Victoria and used as a test subject in her Secret labs.   No related posts. No related posts. Richard Marx: Werelion Troubador http://beforepartb.com/2011/06/13/richard-marx-werelion-troubador/ http://beforepartb.com/2011/06/13/richard-marx-werelion-troubador/#comments Mon, 13 Jun 2011 10:14:54 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=3378
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    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2011/06/13/richard-marx-werelion-troubador/feed/ 0 Okay, so maybe the rapture really did happen. 'Cause seriously, this could not happen in a world blessed by a loving god. Related posts:
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     Steve Jobs May Be A Pervert (Also, Leggings Are Not Pants) http://beforepartb.com/2011/04/05/steve-jobs-may-be-a-pervert-also-leggings-are-not-pants/ http://beforepartb.com/2011/04/05/steve-jobs-may-be-a-pervert-also-leggings-are-not-pants/#comments Tue, 05 Apr 2011 23:36:52 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=3319
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    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2011/04/05/steve-jobs-may-be-a-pervert-also-leggings-are-not-pants/feed/ 0 Judging by Steve's wardrobe choices, he's also an international spy. Or a cat burglar. Or French, which brings us right back around to "pervert". Related posts:
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     Frost & Pegg: The Only Thing That Makes Me Even Consider Going To A Seth Rogen Movie In 2011 http://beforepartb.com/2011/03/15/frost-pegg-the-only-thing-that-makes-me-even-consider-going-to-a-seth-rogen-movie-in-2011/ http://beforepartb.com/2011/03/15/frost-pegg-the-only-thing-that-makes-me-even-consider-going-to-a-seth-rogen-movie-in-2011/#comments Wed, 16 Mar 2011 03:00:14 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=3305 Star Wars by Nick & Simon than sit through Paul, raise your hands. Related posts:
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    ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2011/03/15/frost-pegg-the-only-thing-that-makes-me-even-consider-going-to-a-seth-rogen-movie-in-2011/feed/ 0 Everyone here who would rather see an actual shot-by-shot remake of Star Wars by Nick & Simon than sit through Paul, raise your hands. Related posts:
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     She Don’t Like Firefly (But She DOES Put Out) http://beforepartb.com/2011/03/09/she-dont-like-firefly-but-she-does-put-out/ http://beforepartb.com/2011/03/09/she-dont-like-firefly-but-she-does-put-out/#comments Wed, 09 Mar 2011 21:31:21 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=3276 http://beforepartb.com/2011/03/09/she-dont-like-firefly-but-she-does-put-out/feed/ 0 The only way I'd dump her is if She Don't Like Jews. Because first and foremost, my penis is a humanitarian. No related posts. Aussie Water Park Innovates New “Car Flume” Ride http://beforepartb.com/2011/01/12/aussie-water-park-innovates-new-car-flume-ride/ http://beforepartb.com/2011/01/12/aussie-water-park-innovates-new-car-flume-ride/#comments Wed, 12 Jan 2011 17:26:09 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=3221
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    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2011/01/12/aussie-water-park-innovates-new-car-flume-ride/feed/ 0 Probably more long-term profit potential in this than Arkansas' "Tour of Random Animals Killed By Demon Sorcery." Related posts:
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     Your Dog & Your Cervix: Seriously, Just Don’t Go There http://beforepartb.com/2011/01/11/your-dog-your-cervix-seriously-just-dont-go-there/ http://beforepartb.com/2011/01/11/your-dog-your-cervix-seriously-just-dont-go-there/#comments Tue, 11 Jan 2011 20:43:35 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=3385 forever. Then where will you be? Sitting alone with way too many jars of peanut butter, that's where. No related posts.]]> http://beforepartb.com/2011/01/11/your-dog-your-cervix-seriously-just-dont-go-there/feed/ 0 I know you're tempted. After all, he seems like a good boy. But before long, you'll see that he never calls his mother and hasn't had a job in forever. Then where will you be? Sitting alone with way too many jars of peanut butter, that's where. No related posts. The Link Parts Are… Wired! (featuring An Insane Dude On A Bike) http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/25/the-link-parts-are-wired-featuring-an-insane-dude-on-a-bike/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/25/the-link-parts-are-wired-featuring-an-insane-dude-on-a-bike/#comments Mon, 25 Oct 2010 22:52:09 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=2972
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    • ]]>     http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/25/the-link-parts-are-wired-featuring-an-insane-dude-on-a-bike/feed/ 0 If you're wearing a glove, you're doing it wrong... when taking pride in your work goes awry.. sketchy characters from The Wire... and a uniquely sensitive cabbie. Related posts:
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     For Sale: Cozy Cottage (Sexual Predators Welcome) http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/22/for-sale-cozy-cottage-sexual-predators-welcome/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/22/for-sale-cozy-cottage-sexual-predators-welcome/#comments Fri, 22 Oct 2010 18:22:05 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/?p=3010 http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/22/for-sale-cozy-cottage-sexual-predators-welcome/feed/ 0 Some say home is where the heart is. Others say home is where you hang your hat. I say home is where you bury the hearts of your victims after fashioning their skins into a collection of festive chapeaux. With that in mind, this Grayland, WA property should tickle the fancy of just about anyone. No related posts. Let’s Play “Sandwich, Or Diseased Vagina?!” http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/21/lets-play-sandwich-or-diseased-vagina/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/21/lets-play-sandwich-or-diseased-vagina/#comments Thu, 21 Oct 2010 23:58:07 +0000 Roger http://beforepartb.com/2011/10/21/lets-play-sandwich-or-diseased-vagina/ http://beforepartb.com/2010/10/21/lets-play-sandwich-or-diseased-vagina/feed/ 0 Either way, I like mine meaty, with minimal cheese. No related posts. No related posts.