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Category Archives: Random Stuff

Posts that don’t fit anywhere else. They’re square pegs in a world of round holes. Which means, I guess, that this is also where you’ll find the occasional entry about Sarah Jessica Parker.

Elsa Hosk Has An Ugly Name, Beautiful Everything Else

Posted on January 3, 2012 by Roger • 0 Comments

Never seeming to provide the same look twice, Elsa is like some kind of sexy, lingerie-modeling chameleon/milkmaid hybrid that escaped from a lab in Stockholm, only to be caged by Victoria and used as a test subject in her Secret labs. … Continue Reading

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Richard Marx: Werelion Troubador

Posted on June 13, 2011 by Roger • 0 Comments

Okay, so maybe the rapture really did happen. ‘Cause seriously, this could not happen in a world blessed by a loving god…. Continue Reading

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Steve Jobs May Be A Pervert (Also, Leggings Are Not Pants)

Posted on April 5, 2011 by Roger • 0 Comments

Judging by Steve’s wardrobe choices, he’s also an international spy. Or a cat burglar. Or French, which brings us right back around to “pervert”…. Continue Reading

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Frost & Pegg: The Only Thing That Makes Me Even Consider Going To A Seth Rogen Movie In 2011

Posted on March 15, 2011 by Roger • 0 Comments

Everyone here who would rather see an actual shot-by-shot remake of Star Wars by Nick & Simon than sit through Paul, raise your hands.… Continue Reading

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She Don’t Like Firefly (But She DOES Put Out)

Posted on March 9, 2011 by Roger • 0 Comments

The only way I’d dump her is if She Don’t Like Jews. Because first and foremost, my penis is a humanitarian…. Continue Reading

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Aussie Water Park Innovates New “Car Flume” Ride

Posted on January 12, 2011 by Roger • 0 Comments

Probably more long-term profit potential in this than Arkansas’ “Tour of Random Animals Killed By Demon Sorcery.”… Continue Reading

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Your Dog & Your Cervix: Seriously, Just Don’t Go There

Posted on January 11, 2011 by Roger • 0 Comments

I know you’re tempted. After all, he seems like a good boy. But before long, you’ll see that he never calls his mother and hasn’t had a job in forever. Then where will you be? Sitting alone with way too many jars of peanut butter, that’s where…. Continue Reading

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The Link Parts Are… Wired! (featuring An Insane Dude On A Bike)

Posted on October 25, 2010 by Roger • 0 Comments

If you’re wearing a glove, you’re doing it wrong… when taking pride in your work goes awry.. sketchy characters from The Wire… and a uniquely sensitive cabbie…. Continue Reading

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For Sale: Cozy Cottage (Sexual Predators Welcome)

Posted on October 22, 2010 by Roger • 0 Comments

Some say home is where the heart is. Others say home is where you hang your hat. I say home is where you bury the hearts of your victims after fashioning their skins into a collection of festive chapeaux. With that in mind, this Grayland, WA property should tickle the fancy of just about anyone…. Continue Reading