A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah

Category Archives: On The Scene

I was there when the shit went down. Saw it all. Left before the cops showed up.

Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls

A probing, thoughtful examination of our culture’s attitudes toward the female breast. (High-beams included at no extra charge.)… Continue Reading

Bootyography: The Ass: A Retrospective

A brief pictorial pondering of butts I have known. Sort of. Okay, butts I’ve leered at through a camera lens. Don’t judge me…. Continue Reading

Gratuitous Spring Break: Skinny Britney & Friend (Part the First)

Welcome to excerpts from my private photo album, or as the cops will one day refer to it, evidence…. Continue Reading

Adventures In Elevation

For our recent return to Panama City Beach for another Hip Kitty shoot, we decided to get a place at Gulfcrest Condominiums. The room was big, comfortably furnished, and had an awesome view. However, before I could actually reach that view, I had to unload the truck. The three ladies in my company decided to… Continue Reading

Gratuitous Spring Break: Dudes On Display

If I’m not objectifying SOMEONE, I just don’t feel like I’m doing my job…. Continue Reading

CSI: Panama City Beach

The fine line between celebrity-spotting and having one’s head up one’s ass…. Continue Reading

Falling In Love With A Stranger

In which your humble author is blessed from on high by the experience of love at first ogle…. Continue Reading