From Afar
Stuff I’ve looked at. Which would be a huge category, ‘cept I don’t see that well.
By Roger on March 15, 2010
Which I believe puts her somewhere on the Helpfulness Scale between Superman and a one-legged Boy Scout with acute head trauma. (It’s a broad scale.)
Posted in From Afar | Tagged amanda seyfried, celebrity, r kelly, ray j
By Roger on March 12, 2010
As in 2 + 2 = Heidi’s a foo. Wow, that sorta rhymed! Now all I need is an opium addiction and a syphilitic mistress so I can be a 19th century poet!
Posted in From Afar | Tagged celebrity, heidi montag, mtv, psychics, spencer pratt, surgery
By Roger on March 9, 2010
And by “you”, I mean YOU. I’m as complex and thoughtful as the Dalai Lama, only with more sex appeal.
Posted in From Afar | Tagged billy ray cyrus, celebrity, hannah montana, miley cyrus
By Roger on March 7, 2010
And I, in turn, am not ruling out Audrina Partridge movies.
Posted in From Afar | Tagged audrina partridge, bikinis, celebrity, nsfw, nudity, television
By Roger on February 25, 2010
If you can derive any other conclusion from the data, you’re smarter than me. And I’m like freakin’ Einstein, only with more upside.
Posted in From Afar | Tagged celebrity, kristen stewart, robert pattinson, sex, twilight
By Roger on February 22, 2010
At this rate, next thing you know, she’ll be prancing around in lingerie or something!
Posted in From Afar | Tagged bar refaeli, bikinis, celebrity, leonardo dicaprio, models
By Roger on February 19, 2010
Watch as she cultivates her female fanbase, one beautiful, unappreciated anorexic at a time!
Posted in From Afar | Tagged antonio vargas, armani, celebrity, megan fox, models
By Roger on February 19, 2010
Other unexpected stuff: Nazis not fans of “Seinfeld”, Paris Hilton’s vag is an STD discount warehouse, and Leo DiCaprio sure does attract the ladies!
Posted in From Afar | Tagged celebrity, chris brown, mariah carey, nick cannon, tiger woods
By Roger on February 5, 2010
He may be a tone-deaf, douchey little shit-stain, but he’s a tone-deaf, douchey little shit-stain WITH FEELINGS.
Posted in From Afar | Tagged celebrity, kevin federline
By Roger on February 3, 2010
Check out all that glistening pink!
Posted in From Afar | Tagged bikinis, celebrity, olivia munn
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