The eternal struggle between social sensitivity and boobies continues…. Continue Reading
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Category Archives: NSFW Fun
Roll-Your-Own Fleshlight, Lose-Your-Own Dignity (NSFW)
Are you lonely? Sexually frustrated? Has life let you down? Are you at the point where you can see yourself fucking a Pringles can full of cleaning supplies? If so, then here’s a photographic walkthrough for constructing your own disembodied vagina…. Continue Reading
Hulk Figure Gets Some Action! (NSFW)
This man… this monster… this marital aid!… Continue Reading
Candice Swanepoel Takes Me On A Naked Jungle Adventure (NSFW)
When I think “sexy, nude supermodel,” I think “rainforest.” Unfortunately, then I think “Rainforest Cafe”, and believe me, no matter how hungry you are, that place won’t seat you with a visible erection…. Continue Reading
Video via Mad Libs: Seizure-Inducing, Boobtastic, Tranny-Flaunting Fashionistas (NSFW)
I’m not sure what this is, but it looks like someone managed to feed Ecstacy to a Handicam and then took it to a rave…. Continue Reading
Guitar Heroine: The Greatest Musical Instrument Sex Video Ever (NSFW)
WARNING: This video depicts fictional sexual violence. A non-consenting guitar is fondled, thrown forcibly on to a bed, ravaged, and then thrown away like so much refuse. Please remember, kids: not being able to say no, means no…. Continue Reading
Clare Grant: There’s More To Seth Green’s Wife Than Lightsaber Nipples (NSFW)
My notes say “…she also has a Fahrenheit 451 ass”, but I’m not sure what that means. I need to stop reading science fiction and masturbating while high. Hm… okay, I’ll stop tomorrow…. Continue Reading
Natalia Paris Likes Bikinis & Apparently Watches Lots of Porn (NSFW)
If there’s ever a Colombia’s Got Talent, Natalia is a lock to make the show. Crappy singing vs. teddy bear humping? That’s not even a contest, man…. Continue Reading
The Karissa Shannon Mystery Deepens (NSFW)
Yeah, this post is full of nudity and delusional conspiracy theories, but it’s EDUCATIONAL nudity and delusional conspiracy theories. You can thank me later…. Continue Reading
The Link Parts Are… Giant Fishy!
Goldfish on HGH, Turkish models in red, cameras –like Korans– are only used by terrorists, the iPad is supposed to be portable, and Republicans really love their porn…. Continue Reading