Never seeming to provide the same look twice, Elsa is like some kind of sexy, lingerie-modeling chameleon/milkmaid hybrid that escaped from a lab in Stockholm, only to be caged by Victoria and used as a test subject in her Secret labs. … Continue Reading
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Richard Marx: Werelion Troubador
Okay, so maybe the rapture really did happen. ‘Cause seriously, this could not happen in a world blessed by a loving god…. Continue Reading
Sexy Or Racist? You Decide!
The eternal struggle between social sensitivity and boobies continues…. Continue Reading
Mayra Leal Watch 2011: El Gallo & Solus
She keeps her built-in cellphone charger under her skirt this time, but Machete‘s unheralded MVP is back to deliver all the drug-addicted prostitution action you can handle. (If you’re me, that’s a lot. FYI.)… Continue Reading
Steve Jobs May Be A Pervert (Also, Leggings Are Not Pants)
Judging by Steve’s wardrobe choices, he’s also an international spy. Or a cat burglar. Or French, which brings us right back around to “pervert”…. Continue Reading
Frost & Pegg: The Only Thing That Makes Me Even Consider Going To A Seth Rogen Movie In 2011
Everyone here who would rather see an actual shot-by-shot remake of
She Don’t Like Firefly (But She DOES Put Out)
The only way I’d dump her is if She Don’t Like Jews. Because first and foremost, my penis is a humanitarian…. Continue Reading
Miss Arkansas: A Disturbing, Slightly Arousing Closer Look
What must be wrong with someone, that she can be this fine and still have the kind of hobby that even birthday clowns find creepy?… Continue Reading
Roll-Your-Own Fleshlight, Lose-Your-Own Dignity (NSFW)
Are you lonely? Sexually frustrated? Has life let you down? Are you at the point where you can see yourself fucking a Pringles can full of cleaning supplies? If so, then here’s a photographic walkthrough for constructing your own disembodied vagina…. Continue Reading
Aussie Water Park Innovates New “Car Flume” Ride
Probably more long-term profit potential in this than Arkansas’ “Tour of Random Animals Killed By Demon Sorcery.”… Continue Reading