When she does it, it’s sweet. When I do it, I can no longer live next to an elementary school…. Continue Reading
A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah
Monthly Archives: October 2010
The Link Parts Are… Wired! (featuring An Insane Dude On A Bike)
If you’re wearing a glove, you’re doing it wrong… when taking pride in your work goes awry.. sketchy characters from The Wire… and a uniquely sensitive cabbie…. Continue Reading
Candice Swanepoel Takes Me On A Naked Jungle Adventure (NSFW)
When I think “sexy, nude supermodel,” I think “rainforest.” Unfortunately, then I think “Rainforest Cafe”, and believe me, no matter how hungry you are, that place won’t seat you with a visible erection…. Continue Reading
For Sale: Cozy Cottage (Sexual Predators Welcome)
Some say home is where the heart is. Others say home is where you hang your hat. I say home is where you bury the hearts of your victims after fashioning their skins into a collection of festive chapeaux. With that in mind, this Grayland, WA property should tickle the fancy of just about anyone…. Continue Reading
Let’s Play “Sandwich, Or Diseased Vagina?!”
Either way, I like mine meaty, with minimal cheese…. Continue Reading
Willow Smith Makes Me Want To Slit My Throat Back and Forth
Don’t worry; I’ll just do it over the scars that resulted from the Seven Pounds incident…. Continue Reading
Pearl Necklace: Jewelry For That Special Someslut
These fine sterling silver pieces surely make a statement. To be specific: “The bathroom is all out of Kleenex.”… Continue Reading
Video via Mad Libs: Seizure-Inducing, Boobtastic, Tranny-Flaunting Fashionistas (NSFW)
I’m not sure what this is, but it looks like someone managed to feed Ecstacy to a Handicam and then took it to a rave…. Continue Reading
It Seems I May Be Gay For Jared Leto
Suddenly, Kings & Queens makes so much more sense to me…… Continue Reading
Mayra Leal (Machete’s Naked Girl) & Her New Movie: Playing House
She’s back, and still stabbing people in varying states of undress. Only this time in suburbia which –let’s face it– could really use more stabbing…. Continue Reading