- Well This Is Something You Don’t See Every Day of the Day:… – The Daily What
If this thing is out there, what other mythical creatures really exist? Lily Allen’s 4th nipple? Manbearpig? - Ravishing in Red – Little Plastic Horses
I like sheer tops and short skirts as much as the next dude, but I’ll be honest here… I don’t feel particularly ravished. At best, I’m fondled in fuchsia. - TSA publishes new posters depicting photographers as terrorists - Photography Is Not A Crime
What does the TSA know about anything, anyway? Aside from what my rectum feels like, I mean. (FYI: Dogs can smell cocaine in the strangest places.) - Expand your iPad’s storage capacity with HyperDrive - Macworld
I’m enough of a geek to find this interesting, enough of a realist to know it’s silly, and enough of a sex-god to make your mother my bitch. - HEY! A PORN-POLITICS SCANDAL TYPE OF THING! – Popporn
This piece is full of lies. For one thing, New Jersey is NOT a real state… it’s just an embarrassing area, like my shaved crotch. Smells similar, too.