There are a number of thoughts rushing through my head while watching this CCTV footage from a Pacific Sun cruise liner encountering rough seas:
- The kitchen staff must have been meaty pincushions by the time it was over.
- How awesome was that one guy who went wooshing through the middle of the room like Luke sliding through the Cloud City ventilation shafts? Bet he lost a hand, too.
- Props to the uniformed man who was trying to rescue random women as they went flying by. Dude totally got laid that night.
- Somewhere on that ship, in a darkened room, two people on a second honeymoon were pleasantly boning away their vacay when a series of unfortunate events occurred that resulted in (a) him finding out that a penis can, in fact, be folded in half while erect, and (b) her discovering that having your anus unexpectedly penetrated by a doubled-over cock is kind of like having one of those aliens from Alien burst through your chest, only in reverse. And in your butt.
hat tip: LiveLeaks/via: The Daily Wh.at
