Let’s go down the list here:

• Bikini: check.
• Tits juicy: check.
• Ass not-so-juicy: check.

• Calculated imitation of “having fun”: check.
• Desperately bidding for random attention due to father issues: check.
• Wearing heels to the beach like she’s giving out $5 handys: check.

• Still not getting paid a fucking dime to hold a mic and screech into it: check.

Yup, we have a confirmed Katrina Darrell sighting here, folks. It amazes me she hasn’t yet managed to fuck her way into some sort of year-round employment, but I gu– wait, what is that? What the hell?! Enhance that photo!

More! Give me more resolution!

Damn you, this is important! Do your fucking job and enhance!

Sweet crackery Jesus! Run, Bikini Girl, run! It needs to feed on your life force to survive!

hat tip: The Grumpiest