Hey, Tosh! Next time you want to make a great internet video, hire an expert consultant. I don’t come cheap, but I do have a PhD in awesome…. Continue Reading
A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah
Monthly Archives: September 2010
The Link Parts Are… Handy! (featuring Holly Madison)
Death by Segway, cut-rate personal services, limbless swimmers, comic book weaponry, and the Walmart toy aisle: hot or not?… Continue Reading
The Walking Dead: Fan-Made Credit Sequences Rule
That settles it. Once I’m done with this post, I’m gonna go work on my mashup of the intros from Mad Men and The Facts of Life…. Continue Reading
Chris Haines: Pervert By Design
You’ve seen his “blow in the ear” light switch all over the intertubes. Now learn more about the maniac behind the world’s most utilitarian sex to– er, household fixture…. Continue Reading
Bishop Eddie Long Preachin’ The Word
If my dad had known how to scream out his unhinged disgust and contempt as well as Eddie does, my childhood would have been way more entertaining…. Continue Reading
The Link Parts Are… Cutting! (featuring Candice Swanpoel)
Seafood strikes back, sexy eyeballs, Montana still hung up about Brokeback Mountain, space swords are real, and slackers get fired up to chill out…. Continue Reading
The 5 Worst Vaginal Security Systems
For thousands of years, with the feminine love-tunnel constantly under siege by testosteronic forces, there has been a cottage industry centered around methods of protecting a woman’s baby bungalow from breaking-and-entering. For the most part, this industry’s efforts have not worked out so well…. Continue Reading
The Link Parts Are… Cheesy! (featuring Alison Brie)
Satellite problems, the anti-rape iPod, sneaky self-abuse, Katy Perry channels Mel Gibson, murderously good porn, and Twilight fans need to shut the hell up. For reals…. Continue Reading
Clare Grant: There’s More To Seth Green’s Wife Than Lightsaber Nipples (NSFW)
My notes say “…she also has a Fahrenheit 451 ass”, but I’m not sure what that means. I need to stop reading science fiction and masturbating while high. Hm… okay, I’ll stop tomorrow…. Continue Reading
The Link Parts Are… Heliocentric! (featuring Emma Stone)
Erotic illusions, Snooki sees Spot run, it’s a backhoe time machine, “Facebook fail” is an oxymoron, and some Catholics sure know how to hold a grudge…. Continue Reading