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If you’re like me –and if you are, don’t forget to register when you move to a new neighborhood– you’ve always wondered how it is that Beth Ostrosky is able to handle marital relations with husband Howard Stern. Seriously, that must be like getting screwed by a thin, crooked dildo strapped to Nanny McPhee. My theories up to now have included:
- Lots and lots and lots of money.
- Undying love, with a side of lots and lots and lots of money.
- Roofies.
But now we know the truth: sexting. A couple days ago, Howard posted a cam photo that Beth sent him, confirming at last that the key to surviving coitus with Stern is to convince him to masturbate before he gets home and thus never have coitus in the first place. Genius!
The amusing bit is that he claimed to have posted the photo only after she gave him permission. This tells me that Howard and Ice T should try a little wife-swapping, ’cause I’m willing to bet that Ms. CoCo isn’t so reserved, and, well, I suspect her sexts are waaaaaaaaay more interesting.
