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All day, every day… staring into the mirror, taking pictures of my boobs. I could be in the middle of a vampire movie, and I’d be the only character you could trust, ’cause I’d be that chick who’s constantly ogling her reflection. My own body would file a sexual harassment lawsuit against me, and I would plead innocent by reason of being so fucking sexy.
And then, on my days off from salivating over my own awesomeness, I’d go the mall and help my girlfriends try on bras. Because I’m a helper.
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