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Monthly Archives: August 2010

Khloe Kardashian Poses A Fascinating Question

So many possible answers. Disturbing, terrifying answers…. Continue Reading

50 Cent: Just Like Sarah Palin

What? They both love guns, have a taste for expensive clothes, and are as articulate as a toddler with a mouthful of thumb-tacks…. Continue Reading

Disney Truth: Belle & Ariel Explain Life To Young Girls

Continuing education: it’s important, people!… Continue Reading

Machete’s Naked Girl: “It’s Too Hot For Clothes.”

In related news, my pants are suddenly tighter. Or would be, if I were wearing pants. Which I’m not, because, you know… the heat…. Continue Reading

Helen Mirren Got Her Goddess On (NSFW)

Bet ya didn’t think you’d see “Helen Mirren” and “NSFW” together, did ya? Never underestimate me, my friends…. Continue Reading

Riley Steele Is Much Sexier Than Richard Dreyfuss

You need proof? They cut the money shot scene out of Mr. Holland’s Opus…. Continue Reading

Dear Cosmo: Go Trim Your Bush, Hippies! (NSFW)

I firmly believe that Cosmopolitan magazine hates our freedom…. Continue Reading

Beth Ostrosky Reveals Her Secret

Just what does it take to get it on with a geriatric radio personality/has-been?… Continue Reading

Doutzen Kroes Is Preggers, And I Just Died A Little Inside

Okay, people… this is not a drill! We’re losing daylight, and hot girls are getting knocked up! I want a perimeter around Candice Swanepoel, and I want it yesterday!… Continue Reading

If I Were A Chick, Yeah, That’s What I’d Be Doing

All day, every day… staring into the mirror, taking pictures of my boobs…. Continue Reading