So many possible answers. Disturbing, terrifying answers…. Continue Reading
So many possible answers. Disturbing, terrifying answers…. Continue Reading
What? They both love guns, have a taste for expensive clothes, and are as articulate as a toddler with a mouthful of thumb-tacks…. Continue Reading
Continuing education: it’s important, people!… Continue Reading
In related news, my pants are suddenly tighter. Or would be, if I were wearing pants. Which I’m not, because, you know… the heat…. Continue Reading
Bet ya didn’t think you’d see “Helen Mirren” and “NSFW” together, did ya? Never underestimate me, my friends…. Continue Reading
You need proof? They cut the money shot scene out of Mr. Holland’s Opus…. Continue Reading
I firmly believe that Cosmopolitan magazine hates our freedom…. Continue Reading
Just what does it take to get it on with a geriatric radio personality/has-been?… Continue Reading
Okay, people… this is not a drill! We’re losing daylight, and hot girls are getting knocked up! I want a perimeter around Candice Swanepoel, and I want it yesterday!… Continue Reading
All day, every day… staring into the mirror, taking pictures of my boobs…. Continue Reading