A Bastion of Bacchanalian Booyah

The Sexy Parts: Behold My Sepia Melons!

I’m not 100% sure, but I think this photo by Luis Sanchis is making a bold, artistic statement. Said statement being: “Holy shit, look at those perfect tits! They’re so round, and firm. So much like, I dunno… some kind of food… yeah, definitely an edible, round, firm thing… give me a minute…”

Bonus points for featuring a model who (a) looks like a circa 2001 morph of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, and (b) has mastered the skill of looking simultaneously bored and sultry. There’s nothing hotter than a woman who finds me tedious and off-putting, unless it’s such a woman with a sheer boob-window built into her blouse.

(Touch Puppet)

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