I’m not normally into freak shows, but… well, that’s just a lie. I’m totally into freak shows. I would pay real money to watch Rosie O’Donnell do Katie Curry with a strap-on. I would gaze in awe at the sight of Perez Hilton being lowered into a pool of ravenous fish which have been genetically engineered to feed solely upon stupidity. If I’m really desperate, I’ll even watch an episode of Leave It To Lamas.
But in a perfect world, all freak shows would look like these red carpet shots of Irina Sheik and Jessica White, welded together at the hip.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Wouldn’t it be awkward, trying to please two connected women like that?” To which I respond: “Sure, they have two vaginas, but only one bloodstream. With the price of roofies these days, that’s like a 50% off sale.”
And for the record, I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure a three-way with a pair of sisters isn’t incest if they share the same nervous system. Just sayin’.
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