Cheery Smurf hit the beach recently, rockin’ a Hello Kitty bikini1 and looking slightly more buff than usual. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, given that rescuing dolphins and playing with giant Russian cock are both at least as good for you as hot yoga.
Oh, and Hayden, love? A little more slutty playfulness:
…and a little less Chaka from Land of the Lost, ‘kay?
Thanks!
via F Listed
- …to the extent that it is possible to “rock” anything Hello Kitty. But “Kidz Boppin’ a Hello Kitty bikini” just doesn’t have the same ring. ↩