Laetitia Casta has absolutely nothing to do with this post. But she's French, and for about half a decade, she was the hottest woman on the planet. Once you get to know me, you'll find that I don't really work too hard when it comes to justifying ass pictures. Or public flatulence. (That's right, other people in line at Starbucks! It was me! Taste the rainbow, bitches!)
There’s a new racing game coming out called Blur… it’s like Project Gotham Racing and Mario Kart had a head-on collision and started making out like the characters from Crash. For those who are unaware, Crash is an awesome film about people who get sexually aroused by auto accidents; yet another exhibit in James Spader’s Creepy Sex-Pervert Carnival & Sideshow. The only flaw with the film is that the person who is dancing the cooch for him in this instance is Holly Hunter, a rather gigantic step down from the Laura San Giacomo ass that he had in Sex, Lies & Videotape. Interesting side-note: LSG is featured in Holly Hunter’s show on TNT, Saving Grace, meaning we have a Six Degrees of Spader’s Penis going on here. Fun!
I told you all of that to show you this: a quartet of scantily-dressed chicks head-butting and shoulder-checking one another while pretending to play Blur in a French ad campaign.
What, you would have preferred “Hey guys, tits!”? Of course you would.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKDKhQwcn08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J5UVkWbisg
As an aside, am I the only one who finds it terribly cute (and utterly dismissive of every female gamer on the planet) that these chicks are mashing buttons while playing a racing game, one of the only genres in which no one ever button mashes? I mean, if you’re gonna go for the Daisy Duke crotch shot to move some copies of this thing, that’s cool with me… but couldn’t anyone have bothered with a little appropriate finger choreography?
For what it’s worth, yes, “finger choreography” does sound like something you do while rehearsing an all-girl porn scene, and yes, I am a genius. You’re welcome.