One-man study shows road-rash preferable to nagging [The Leaf Chronicle] The chicks in my life have never nagged me. Partially ’cause women don’t nag a man who knows how to handle his bidness. And partially because sheep don’t talk.
Michael Bay asserts his copyright on all instances of cinematic mediocrity [SciTech Bits] My theory as to the real reason Viacom had behind-the-scenes footage from Transformers 3 pulled from YouTube? Evidence of the long-rumored but unsubstantiated claims that Optimus Prime is a mean drunk who makes fun of Megan Fox’s toe-thumbs on set.
Jersey Shore‘s Vinny apparently not Italian, might be a Leprechaun [The Superficial] Jesus, Vin… flat-chested and six inches taller than you? Yeah, she’s pretty, but still. I know the pickings are slim in Vinnyville –which seems to be primarily populated by cougars with alcohol poisoning– but you’re making Pauly D and Mike look like sexual gods here.
The reanimated corpse of John Wayne runs for office in Alabama, voters (and Mexicans) prepare for an ass whooping [Uncoached] I hope this guy’s wife isn’t a werewolf, because from what I can tell, he’s so bad-ass his cock must shoot silver bullets. Somewhere, Chuck Norris is watching this ad while sliding up and down on his fruity little exercise ramp and crying softly about his inadequacy as a man.
Michael Bay asserts his copyright on all instances of cinematic mediocrity [SciTech Bits]
Jersey Shore‘s Vinny apparently not Italian, might be a Leprechaun [The Superficial]