By Roger on March 15, 2010
Something I noticed in her recent Esquire interview:
I would always tell somebody if they had shit on their face. Especially if it’s really feces.
So just remember, people… if you give your partner a covert Dirty Sanchez, don’t drop by Seyfried’s house afterward. She will totally ruin the surprise.
(And by “people”, yes, I’m referring specifically to Ray J and R Kelly. Don’t anyone try to convince me that at least one of them hasn’t smeared shit on somebody in the heat of videotaped passion… it’s just not plausible.)
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Author Bio: A philosopher-king in exile, Roger has been forced by fate to wander the wilderness in pursuit of good Italian food and a sort of ring-like thingie –passed down to him by a sacred order of sexy, amoral executive assistants and stolen by this chick he met at a party, he thinks her name was “M”-something– that is possessed of a power that can shake the very foundations of the globe. Except that globes don’t have foundations, so he mostly just checks out hot chicks and cultivates a Lebowski-eqsue lifestyle.
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