Nice Tweets: Saint Coco Blesses The Multitudes (NSFW)

Yeah, yet another iPad review. But this one features unnecessary profanity and references to deviant sexual practices. Top that, PC World!

A probing, thoughtful examination of our culture’s attitudes toward the female breast. (High-beams included at no extra charge.)

See, you’re just dying to know how those things come together, aren’t ya? Frankly, I’m a little surprised myself.

Welcome to excerpts from my private photo album, or as the cops will one day refer to it, evidence.

Kayden Kross does naughty naked things in front of a camera. I would too, but cameras aren’t designed to capture that much sexy.

For my next trick… assless chaps for everyone!

Yeah, I didn’t know who she was, either. But helping you learn more about half-naked, drunk quasi-celebrities is part of my job.

Sometimes people make mistakes. Even beautiful people. I know that doesn’t sound right, but I checked.