http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWS8lWILAFg

Jesus! I mean, I think we all suspected something was up with Tobey Maguire, but this? I gotta admit, I didn’t see it coming. Speaking of which, and speaking of speaking, I think I speak for us all when I say that I’m really, deeply glad we didn’t see it coming. Unless we did, and it was just… contained.

Quick question: I need to erase the memory of that video; is it safe to clean your frontal lobe by spraying canned air up your nose? Ah, never mind… forget I asked. It can’t get any worse, after all.

UPDATE: No, it is not safe. Unless you’re looking for a quick way to trigger the onset of adult incontinence, that is. And just FYI, no reason: Depends undergarments cannot pass for Speedos, even if you paint them black and wear them to the beach.

(hat tip: Geekologie)