Sometimes, it isn’t enough just to be Super Gay. You need more. You want to mix it up and step beyond your routine of assless pants and gold lamé tank-tops. You yearn to unashamedly shout to an unfeeling world that you are, in fact, so gay that Rip Taylor would give you a good, long look and say, “Tone it down, honey.”

For you, they make Unikeys. Well… you, and these people:

(via Geekologie)