A stoned Olivia gazes lazily into the camera and hopes her mattress has enough air left to make it to the Island of Misfit Pies
She Whose Loins Will One Day Know the Gentle Tickle of My Beard just posted has deleted some outtakes from her recent Maxim photo-shoot, with the warning that they haven’t been retouched. That’s okay, Olivia baby… leave the retouching to me. I’ll increase your saturation, tweak your exotic white balance, and oh my GOD, the things I will do to your sexy little vignette!
Still stoned, Olivia glares at me reproachfully, as if I just punched her in the tit. Which I would never do, because I can't fit a boxing glove over my tongue.
For Chrissake, can I get someone over here to pull focus for me?!
Have I mentioned she looks really wasted in all these shots? "Ready to make a low-budget porno in the back of my neighbor's van" wasted? Diminished capacity FTW!
I completely agree on the wasted comment. That and she looks like she’s losing too much weight, she’s starting to look like a bobble-head.
You say “bobble-head” like it’s a bad thing. I once had a satisfying –if somewhat awkward– erotic encounter with a Shoney’s Big Boy bobble-head mounted on the dash of a ’71 Plymouth Duster.
What? Like I was supposed to ignore that inviting smile of his?