If you can derive any other conclusion from the data, you’re smarter than me. And I’m like freakin’ Einstein, only with more upside…. Continue Reading
If you can derive any other conclusion from the data, you’re smarter than me. And I’m like freakin’ Einstein, only with more upside…. Continue Reading
Frankly, I’m beginning to wonder if Aunt May shouldn’t have peeked in Peter’s closet a little more often…. Continue Reading
Watch as she cultivates her female fanbase, one beautiful, unappreciated anorexic at a time!… Continue Reading
Other unexpected stuff: Nazis not fans of “Seinfeld”, Paris Hilton’s vag is an STD discount warehouse, and Leo DiCaprio sure does attract the ladies!… Continue Reading
He may be a tone-deaf, douchey little shit-stain, but he’s a tone-deaf, douchey little shit-stain WITH FEELINGS…. Continue Reading
What does a MacBook have that I don’t have? Other than a soul, I mean?… Continue Reading
Check out all that glistening pink!… Continue Reading
Normally, carrying this much joy in your pocket means cutting a hole in the lining and sliding your junk through it…. Continue Reading