Someone shaved down a wookie, bleached him, and taught him to rap? Awesome! No?

Um… so Ron Perlman managed to asexually reproduce and shit out a kid with an Eddie Munster hairdo and a weed problem? Wrong again?

Lessee… an albino mountain gorilla raped a manatee with Downs syndrome, and the resulting offspring made a video to apologize for its sordid existence? Yes? I got it?!

Yes!