Someone shaved down a wookie, bleached him, and taught him to rap? Awesome! No?
Um… so Ron Perlman managed to asexually reproduce and shit out a kid with an Eddie Munster hairdo and a weed problem? Wrong again?
Lessee… an albino mountain gorilla raped a manatee with Downs syndrome, and the resulting offspring made a video to apologize for its sordid existence? Yes? I got it?!
Yes!
There are no posts related to this one right now. Which is probably for the best, 'cause these posts are all from Arkansas, and they'd just end up getting each other pregnant.
Author Bio: A philosopher-king in exile, Roger has been forced by fate to wander the wilderness in pursuit of good Italian food and a sort of ring-like thingie –passed down to him by a sacred order of sexy, amoral executive assistants and stolen by this chick he met at a party, he thinks her name was “M”-something– that is possessed of a power that can shake the very foundations of the globe. Except that globes don’t have foundations, so he mostly just checks out hot chicks and cultivates a Lebowski-eqsue lifestyle.
Yeah, yet another iPad review. But this one features unnecessary profanity and references to deviant sexual practices. Top that, PC World!
A probing, thoughtful examination of our culture’s attitudes toward the female breast. (High-beams included at no extra charge.)
See, you’re just dying to know how those things come together, aren’t ya? Frankly, I’m a little surprised myself.
Welcome to excerpts from my private photo album, or as the cops will one day refer to it, evidence.
Kayden Kross does naughty naked things in front of a camera. I would too, but cameras aren’t designed to capture that much sexy.
For my next trick… assless chaps for everyone!
Yeah, I didn’t know who she was, either. But helping you learn more about half-naked, drunk quasi-celebrities is part of my job.
Sometimes people make mistakes. Even beautiful people. I know that doesn’t sound right, but I checked.
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