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Monthly Archives: January 2010

Scenes From Tom Cruise’s Wedding Night

WCBPB’s first exclusive scoop! You read it here first! Unless you’re part of Tom’s legal team, in which case… the site was hacked…. Continue Reading

Scott Brown’s Proposed Health Plan Intrigues Me

Wait… does a boner count as a pre-existing condition?… Continue Reading

What The Tap-Dancing Hell Am I Looking At…?

MC Sniffy sez: “I ain’t shit. Please don’t kick the shit outta me.” Apparently, this kid is cribbing his rhymes from Vanilla Ice’s dream journal…. Continue Reading

Get Your Learn On: Featuring Hungary & Gyöngyi Pápai (NSFW)

And you thought Schoolhouse Rock made learning fun? Behold my works, ye mighty, and tremble!… Continue Reading

Channing Boiled His Tatum

It’s apparently a Scottish recipe that includes sausage, eggs, and a dollop of crotch sweat…. Continue Reading

Jay Leno Likes To Be Spanked By Other Men

He might even like to be tea-bagged, but who’s gonna risk their balls around that chin?… Continue Reading

Mark McGwire Spills It

…and then quickly scoops it back up into a baggy for later. ‘Roids are expensive, man!… Continue Reading

Jersey Shore: Snooki Ascendant

Yes, she’s the size of an Underpants Gnome and the color of an Oompa Loompa, but she still rulez…. Continue Reading

I’m Suddenly Thirsty

Ashley Greene knows how to sell me stuff I don’t need…. Continue Reading

One For The Ladies: Penis Follies

Meet a couple guys who know how to please a lady. If by “please” you mean “terrify” and by “.” you mean “into a lifetime of frigidity and malaise.”… Continue Reading