WCBPB’s first exclusive scoop! You read it here first! Unless you’re part of Tom’s legal team, in which case… the site was hacked…. Continue Reading
WCBPB’s first exclusive scoop! You read it here first! Unless you’re part of Tom’s legal team, in which case… the site was hacked…. Continue Reading
Wait… does a boner count as a pre-existing condition?… Continue Reading
MC Sniffy sez: “I ain’t shit. Please don’t kick the shit outta me.” Apparently, this kid is cribbing his rhymes from Vanilla Ice’s dream journal…. Continue Reading
And you thought Schoolhouse Rock made learning fun? Behold my works, ye mighty, and tremble!… Continue Reading
It’s apparently a Scottish recipe that includes sausage, eggs, and a dollop of crotch sweat…. Continue Reading
He might even like to be tea-bagged, but who’s gonna risk their balls around that chin?… Continue Reading
…and then quickly scoops it back up into a baggy for later. ‘Roids are expensive, man!… Continue Reading
Yes, she’s the size of an Underpants Gnome and the color of an Oompa Loompa, but she still rulez…. Continue Reading
Ashley Greene knows how to sell me stuff I don’t need…. Continue Reading
Meet a couple guys who know how to please a lady. If by “please” you mean “terrify” and by “.” you mean “into a lifetime of frigidity and malaise.”… Continue Reading