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Eva Amurri Implies She Might Do Stuff To Me

By Roger on December 23, 2009

Now, stop me if I’m confused here, but if I’m reading the subtext of this PSA correctly, Eva Amurri (Susan Sarandon’s delightful daughter) is saying that if I support health care reform, she will bleep me. I mean, she clearly says she won’t bleep me if I don’t support it, so the reverse must follow, right?

Of course, I dropped out of Debate Club in high school because of an issue with our faculty advisor  and her unwillingness to accept my argumentum ad phallus maximum (argument from large penis, or “I’m right because I have the biggest dick”) style of debate, so maybe I’m missing something.

While I ponder the logical complexities of the situation, you can enjoy this G4tv promo clip featuring Eva and Olivia Munn in Avatar-land.

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Author Bio: A philosopher-king in exile, Roger has been forced by fate to wander the wilderness in pursuit of good Italian food and a sort of ring-like thingie –passed down to him by a sacred order of sexy, amoral executive assistants and stolen by this chick he met at a party, he thinks her name was “M”-something– that is possessed of a power that can shake the very foundations of the globe. Except that globes don’t have foundations, so he mostly just checks out hot chicks and cultivates a Lebowski-eqsue lifestyle.

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