Amazon Eve Is More Woman Than You Can Handle

In his seemingly endless quest to bang and subsequently alienate every woman on the planet, I suggest Tiger Woods give Amazon Eve a shot. For two reasons:

  1. Amazon Eve is 6’8″, so at some point, there would be a sex tape. I mean, you don’t climb a mountain and fail to document it, right? I would pay money to see that.
  2. A scorned Eve could presumably do worse than shatter a car window with a golf club. (Think Tiger Penis Soup.) I would pay even more money to see that. Hell, I would give a six year-old cancer patient’s make-a-wish donations to see it.

Amazon Eve, 7' bikini model, in a red bikini with a petite friend.

What, are you kidding?! Give a dying child one final, glimmering moment of joy, or see a famous guy get his balls squashed by a pissed-off giantess? How is that even a question?

Amazon Eve looking in mirror wearing bra and panties

I swear, sometimes it’s like I don’t even know you people!

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