I hate this fucking dog due to the fact that he’s cooler than my dog. And your dog. And you, for that matter… you completely suck eight kinds of ass compared to this animal. He’s not cooler than me, naturally… after all, I have liquid nitrogen for blood and my testicles produce millions of razor sharp sperm-cicles that can only be handled safely by the hottest of the world’s porn stars.
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