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A probing, thoughtful examination of our culture’s attitudes toward the female breast. (High-beams included at no extra charge.)
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See, you’re just dying to know how those things come together, aren’t ya? Frankly, I’m a little surprised myself.
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Welcome to excerpts from my private photo album, or as the cops will one day refer to it, evidence.
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For my next trick… assless chaps for everyone!
Bianca Gascoigne Is Slightly Awesome
Yeah, I didn’t know who she was, either. But helping you learn more about half-naked, drunk quasi-celebrities is part of my job.
Picking Nits With Olivia Munn
Sometimes people make mistakes. Even beautiful people. I know that doesn’t sound right, but I checked.
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