By Roger on November 10, 2009
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See, this is an example of how the world’s ethical foundations have been cracked. It’s absolutely outrageous. I mean, c’mon, lady… at least take a class and try to improve before you give up and call for government regulation of your man’s penis!
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Not many men can say they’ve managed to combine sexual assault and a delivery room. Except the doctor who delivered me, of course… thanks for the repressed memories and lifetime of incontinence, Dr.-Wait-Right-Here-While-I-Take-The-Baby’s-Temperatureson!
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Once upon a time, your mom was a hot, sexy bitch. Here’s the proof.
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One reason to fight for individual freedom in the Arab world? Human rights. Another? To get the burqas off what are probably some of the most beautiful women in the world.
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Author Bio: A philosopher-king in exile, Roger has been forced by fate to wander the wilderness in pursuit of good Italian food and a sort of ring-like thingie --passed down to him by a sacred order of sexy, amoral executive assistants and stolen by this chick he met at a party, he thinks her name was "M"-something-- that is possessed of a power that can shake the very foundations of the globe. Except that globes don't have foundations, so he mostly just checks out hot chicks and cultivates a Lebowski-eqsue lifestyle.
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