Roger

Author Bio: A philosopher-king in exile, Roger has been forced by fate to wander the wilderness in pursuit of good Italian food and a sort of ring-like thingie --passed down to him by a sacred order of sexy, amoral executive assistants and stolen by this chick he met at a party, he thinks her name was "M"-something-- that is possessed of a power that can shake the very foundations of the globe. Except that globes don't have foundations, so he mostly just checks out hot chicks and cultivates a Lebowski-eqsue lifestyle.

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