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Monthly Archives: November 2009

The Video Parts Are… Gamey!

Gravity-defying strippers, a “confirmed bachelor” on the soccer pitch, BTS with your grandma’s favorite viral, and the most effed-up animation you’ve seen lately…. Continue Reading

Friday’s Links Are… Hypoallergenic!

Lung-free worms, overpaid actors, mass murder when mass murder wasn’t cool, and a woman who can’t spit or swallow without going to the ER…. Continue Reading

Princess Zelda Cosplayer Does What Your Girlfriend Nintendon’t

Under normal conditions, I advocate throwing rocks at people who dress up like video game characters. But there are always exceptions…… Continue Reading

Bootyography: Wet T-Shirts Are To Dudes As Rainbows & Unicorns Are To Six Year-Old Girls

A probing, thoughtful examination of our culture’s attitudes toward the female breast. (High-beams included at no extra charge.)… Continue Reading

‘Caprica’: Sexbots, Starlets & Stoltz

Chrome robots with a grudge? Half-naked chicks in schoolgirl outfits? Rocky Dennis? Yep, this show is geek certified…. Continue Reading

Tuesday’s Links Are… Parental!

Jealous & fashionable moms, horny dads, and the hidden treasures of the Arab world…. Continue Reading

Bootyography: The Ass: A Retrospective

A brief pictorial pondering of butts I have known. Sort of. Okay, butts I’ve leered at through a camera lens. Don’t judge me…. Continue Reading