Seriously, just mute the audio here, click the play button, and bask in the creepy glory of it all.
So… many… thoughts… crowding… brain…
- Splashy’s giant, disturbingly pink tongue.
- The way the boy recoils in seeming surprise from the… moisture… while the girl merrily takes it with a grin.
- Get the folks at Pressman Toys a broadband connection, ’cause they clearly haven’t been on the web much in the last decade.
- Somewhere, in a darkened room in front of a plasma screen, R. Kelly is quietly adding to his Christmas list.
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