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“I was watching television while masturbating, and when they started showing footage of the towers, I knew it wasn’t right to finish up.” Sweet.
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So, the size of a man’s erection decreases in zero gravity? Yeah, sure George… shrinkage. I wonder if lady astronauts are gullible enough to fall for stuff like that? “Hey baby, did you know that being surrounded by a vacuum makes spunk taste like Kahlua? What say we go into the next section and run a battery of tests… on your face.”
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Let’s be fair, here. When you live long enough in a trailer park and do enough meth, it’s hard to keep track of what constitutes appropriate behavior. For example, I’ve always been confused by the difference between a salad and dinner fork, or the difference between “being respectful of differences” and “kicking ginger kids in the junk.”
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You think skip rape is tough? Try double dutch rape, which is like a three-way in Aruba, only your body is never found and some punk kid gets away with it.
