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Someone’ll probably try to revoke that plate, but they shouldn’t. For the first time in my life, I actually want to visit Pennsylvania.
- Popoholic – Lily Allen Is GQ’s Woman of the Year
Question: how did Lily go from “fairly cute” to “smoking hot” when I wasn’t looking? Better question: why wasn’t I looking? Betterer question: why isn’t “betterer” a word? - Ellen Degeneres Replacing Paula Abdul On Idol – Yeeeah
This doesn’t really make any sense, but then, again, neither did Paula.