By Roger on September 8, 2009

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Ah… uh… well. There’s that, then. Watching this video is like watching a monk set himself on fire, only with theĀ added dimension of soul-deadening shame.
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I find this slightly disturbing. I don’t think I want to meet the person whose nightly to-do list reads: “(1) Slay orc king. (2) Watch cute cat video forwarded by mom. (3) Watch video of two drunk guys hitting one another in the nuts with tasers. (4) Rub one out.” Partially because that seems like a weird list, but mainly because I think meeting myself would be really awkward.
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Y’know what makes the web interesting? It’s not the twisted perversion… it’s the specificity of the twisted perversion. Oh, and that walrus with the bucket.
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What a brilliant idea! How do you help a World of Warcraft player to kick the habit? Install them in a recovery clinic right next to a ward full of sex addicts. As I’ve always believed, the answer to virtually every problem is “nymphomania”.
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Author Bio: A philosopher-king in exile, Roger has been forced by fate to wander the wilderness in pursuit of good Italian food and a sort of ring-like thingie –passed down to him by a sacred order of sexy, amoral executive assistants and stolen by this chick he met at a party, he thinks her name was “M”-something– that is possessed of a power that can shake the very foundations of the globe. Except that globes don’t have foundations, so he mostly just checks out hot chicks and cultivates a Lebowski-eqsue lifestyle.
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