By Roger on September 2, 2009
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There are so many things to love about this video, I don’t even know where to start. I mean, there’s the idea of juking your date like she’s a linebacker. Then there’s the way his demonstration jumps instantly from “making out” to “rabid monkey humping”. And of course, the classic date-rape-face that his pillow girlfriend has after the deed is done. You will go far, kcheet08! (With “far” possibly including prison, where your true make-out proficiency will be tested in previously unimagined ways.)
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It’s chicks like this that have kept the yeti population so low over the centuries. I mean, think what the missus back at the cave must look like! He’s just doing a little pump-priming so he’ll have something to think about during sex other than “Jesus, her ass is giving me rug burn.”
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Oh, so it’s cute when a “dentist” does it, but when I build one in my basement, the cops are at my door with all of their fancy “questions” and “cadaver dogs”?! Clearly, the Chinese are way out in front of us in the appreciation of decaying tissue statuary.
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Author Bio: A philosopher-king in exile, Roger has been forced by fate to wander the wilderness in pursuit of good Italian food and a sort of ring-like thingie –passed down to him by a sacred order of sexy, amoral executive assistants and stolen by this chick he met at a party, he thinks her name was “M”-something– that is possessed of a power that can shake the very foundations of the globe. Except that globes don’t have foundations, so he mostly just checks out hot chicks and cultivates a Lebowski-eqsue lifestyle.
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