Tuesday’s Links Are… Fleshy!

Oh man, if this were 1995, I would be so stoked right now! Also, I would be rethinking the Beanie Babies market.

Don’t say I never did you a favor, ladies. And don’t say I never satisfied you, because we both know that’s a lie.

Well, I’m stunned.

I’m not sure I’d call Jessica scrawny, really. Not in these shots, anyway. Rather than look at a woman like this and see the cups half-empty, I prefer to think of her as “easily maneuverable”. Like a 10-speed with a vagina.

These kids today, man, they’re fucked up. Bears in lingerie? Sheesh. You remember the good old days, when we just stuck gerbils up our asses and were thankful for the opportunity?

All of the best ideas in life can be summed up in three words. Don’t believe me? “Jessica Alba naked”, “french fried bacon”, “hairless nut sac” … okay, maybe the last one is just me.

If one of the cars from Mad Max mated with\ a kitchen supply store, you’d get something like this, only with an Australian accent.