Sit your ass back and prepare to be edumacated by the two baddest bitches you’re never gonna meet. And if you realize they’re rhymin’ ’bout you… consider this the road to Damascus, cuz.
Respect.
Awesome has two names and four legs: Kate Micucci & Riki Lindhome
Author Bio: A philosopher-king in exile, Roger has been forced by fate to wander the wilderness in pursuit of good Italian food and a sort of ring-like thingie –passed down to him by a sacred order of sexy, amoral executive assistants and stolen by this chick he met at a party, he thinks her name was “M”-something– that is possessed of a power that can shake the very foundations of the globe. Except that globes don’t have foundations, so he mostly just checks out hot chicks and cultivates a Lebowski-eqsue lifestyle.
Bet ya didn’t think you’d see “Helen Mirren” and “NSFW” together, did ya? Never underestimate me, my friends.
She’s 7′ in heels, and has actually managed to find bikinis that fit. You know you wanna see that.
A probing, thoughtful examination of our culture’s attitudes toward the female breast. (High-beams included at no extra charge.)
Welcome to excerpts from my private photo album, or as the cops will one day refer to it, evidence.
Kayden Kross does naughty naked things in front of a camera. I would too, but cameras aren’t designed to capture that much sexy.
For my next trick… assless chaps for everyone!
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