Stop playing with my Doll, bringing the funk, and stupid starter cologne tricks…. Continue Reading
Stop playing with my Doll, bringing the funk, and stupid starter cologne tricks…. Continue Reading
It’s what I’m tasting that has me worried…. Continue Reading
Welcome to excerpts from my private photo album, or as the cops will one day refer to it, evidence…. Continue Reading
PG gay porn, the glory of air guitar, and our nation’s responsible media at work…. Continue Reading
Chicks in bear suits, a shirtless True Blood dude, and Jen Aniston delivers the goods…. Continue Reading
Those old Samsonite commercials with the gorilla totally scarred me for life…. Continue Reading
Winkers Jeans, hacking Christians, and Virgin Mary abortion rape. Good times, good times…. Continue Reading
…which, to be precise, is three steps behind and out of focus at all times…. Continue Reading
Join me on a magical journey into smart, sexy hell…. Continue Reading
Behold, as I expose the truth about this star of sta– well, okay, screen and smaller screen…. Continue Reading