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Monthly Archives: July 2009

East Coasters Have Slaves, and Other Bits of News From California

We can really be a community, and uh, make the things… things cars… in the community, and the city, and San Francisco…… Continue Reading

Blake Lively Is A Sad Panda

When being the prettiest girl in the room still isn’t enough…. Continue Reading

Will Arnett Loves Abortions, Impregnating Mouths

This is the face of a very bad man…. Continue Reading

AnnaLynne McCord Does The Montag Mambo

What do you give someone for their 22nd birthday? (Thanks for the ear suggestion, Van Gogh, but I’ll pass. Good job thinking outside the box, though.)… Continue Reading

Fred Durst… Husband

Fred Durst takes his bride. Presumably from behind, with cell-phone in hand…. Continue Reading

Adventures In Elevation

For our recent return to Panama City Beach for another Hip Kitty shoot, we decided to get a place at Gulfcrest Condominiums. The room was big, comfortably furnished, and had an awesome view. However, before I could actually reach that view, I had to unload the truck. The three ladies in my company decided to… Continue Reading

Ali Landry Has A Weird Girl-on-Girl Moment

Ms. Landry has crossed my personal Rubicon. And yes, it tickled… if you must know…. Continue Reading

Gratuitous Spring Break: Dudes On Display

If I’m not objectifying SOMEONE, I just don’t feel like I’m doing my job…. Continue Reading

CSI: Panama City Beach

The fine line between celebrity-spotting and having one’s head up one’s ass…. Continue Reading

Falling In Love With A Stranger

In which your humble author is blessed from on high by the experience of love at first ogle…. Continue Reading