By Roger on July 31, 2009
So, um, I think Mariah and Nick may have pissed Eminem off. A little. And in general, when it comes to media warfare related to embarrassing sexcapades and the like, I would think that Marshall Mathers is one of the last people you’d want on the opposing side. Just sayin’.
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Some folks are fixating on Em’s reference to photos of Mariah, all aflutter at the thought of seeing Ms. Thing nekkid. For me, the best part is a man calling himself out publicly for premature ejaculation. Seriously, how mad do you have to be to do that? “You know what will put this bitch in her place? Telling everyone that I accidentally spewed on her stomach! Genius!” Em is apparently operating on the “she has my cooties now” theory of character assassination.
Posted in From Afar | Tagged diss, eminem, mariah carey, music, nick cannon, sex |
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Author Bio: A philosopher-king in exile, Roger has been forced by fate to wander the wilderness in pursuit of good Italian food and a sort of ring-like thingie –passed down to him by a sacred order of sexy, amoral executive assistants and stolen by this chick he met at a party, he thinks her name was “M”-something– that is possessed of a power that can shake the very foundations of the globe. Except that globes don’t have foundations, so he mostly just checks out hot chicks and cultivates a Lebowski-eqsue lifestyle.
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